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Reasons Why I don’t work at Stark Industries Anymore

When your boss is Tony Stark, why not?

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So let me explain: Once upon a time, I used to work for Tony Stark. Yes, that Tony Stark. The one and only. Well at the time, he and Pepper were going through a nasty divorce and Tony had turned to alcohol. Me being an intergalactic drug dealer, I offered him something less damaging. He tried it and liked it! Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know Tony’s got me mounted on his desk. Obviously that type of behavior is unacceptable at the office, so I couldn’t work for him anymore. We’re still good friends though.

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